程序員經典語錄中英對照

* Real Programmers don't write specs -- users should consider themselves lucky to get any programs at all and take what they get.
    真正的程序員不循規蹈矩，他們對用戶說：拿到你想要的，然后滾蛋，你已經很幸運了！
  * Real Programmers don't comment their code. If it was hard to write, it should be hard to understand and even harder to modify.
    真正的程序員不寫注釋。難寫的程序天生難以理解、難以修改。
  * Real Programmers don't write application programs; they program right down on the bare metal. Application programming is for feebs who can't do systems programming.
    真正的程序員不寫應用程序。他們愛白手起家。只有不懂寫系統程序的軟弱者才寫應用程序。
  * Real Programmers don't eat quiche. In fact, real programmers don't know how to SPELL quiche. They eat Twinkies, and Szechwan food.
    真正的程序員不吃蛋卷。他們根本不屑也不懂拼“quiche（蛋卷）”這個詞。他們吃twinkies和四川菜。注：twinkies可能是某種用兩片面包片夾著的食物。
  * Real Programmers only write specs for languages that might run on future hardware. Noboby trusts them to write specs for anything homo sapiens will ever be able to fit on a single pl.net.
    真正的程序員只為未來機器上用的語言寫標準。鬼才會相信有哪個星球會用他們的標準。
  * Real Programmers never program in COBOL, money is no object.
    真正的程序員不用cobol編程，金錢如糞土。 注：不知所云！
  * Real Programmers never right justify text that will be read on a fixed-character-width medium.
    真正的程序員將文本寫得錯落有致。
  * Real Programmers wear hiking boots only when it's much too cold to wear sandals. When it's only too cold, they wear socks with their sandals.
    真正的程序員愛穿涼鞋，就算天氣變冷，他們也只是再穿上襪子而已。只有寒風徹骨時，他們才會換上跑鞋。經典語錄
  * Real Programmers don't think that they should get paid at all for their work, but they know that they're worth every penny that they do make.
    真正的程序員并不奢求取得每一分該得的錢，但任何拿到手的錢都問心無愧。
  * Real Programmers log in first thing in the morning, last thing before they go to sleep, and stay logged in for lots of time in between.
    真正的程序員每天只需記錄起床后的第一件事和睡覺前的最后一件事，之間的一切照套模板即可。
  * Real programmers don't draw flowcharts. Flowcharts are after all, the illerate's form of documentation.
    真正的程序員不畫流程圖。流程圖是文盲寫的文檔。
  * Real Programmers don't use Macs. Computers which draw cute little pictures
    真正的程序員不用MAC機。能畫可愛的卡通的電腦是給膽小鬼用的。
  * Real Programmers don't read manuals. Reliance on a reference is the hallmark of a novice and a coward.
    真正的程序員不看使用指南。只有初學者和膽小鬼會百分百相信手冊。

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